Typical IM from my wife #3

Another funny instant message from the Mrs.

AwesomeMom: J eating me get E remember when get cake need mustard — dijion and grainy for ham —nice to offer choice for “nice” dinner

Okay, wifey’s is loosing it. Maybe I should send her to a day spa to decompress…

Let me run this one through the Official Bad Dad Universal Translator:

“J eating me get E” = One son is eating lunch. I have to leave to pick up the other.

“remember when get cake need mustard — dijion and grainy for ham” = When I go to pick up birthday cake Sunday morning, also buy two kinds of mustard to serve with dinner.

Maybe I should go work as a translator at the United Nations.