Jokes To Tell Your Kids
June 30, 2007
I can’t remember jokes to save my life. Here are a few my kids have been telling me lately:
Q: Why can’t the eleven year old get into the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated “Arrrrrrr”
Q: Why did the chicken want to play in the band?
A: ‘Cause he had the drum sticks.
Q: Knock knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Boo.
A: Boo hoo?
Q: Why are you crying?
Read more Dad Jokes at Freaked Out Fathers
For those of you comically challenged as I am, Yahoo! Kids has over 2,100 jokes. Here’s an example:
Q. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.
Twittering Fool’s Updates for 2007-06-28
June 28, 2007
- Feeling stressed? Take a few minutes to destroy a printer: http://www.destroyaprinter.com #
- If you influence IT purchasing decisions, you may qualify for Free Retractable Mouse from Samsung. http://samsungmakesprinters.com #
- Hate your day job? Enter the Speed Stick “Dream Job” contest. Just a few weeks left. http://www.GuyMennen.com #
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Get a Free Retractable Mouse from Samsung
June 28, 2007
Attention Dads who influence IT purchasing decisions!
Samsung has a campaign to demonstrate why you should consider purchasing their brand of printers. Provide your contact information and answer a few brief questions to qualify for a FREE Retractable Mouse.
Of course, while there, check out their line of quality products.
Terms of Offer (excerpts):
The Samsung FREE retractable mouse (approximate retail value: USD $19.95), is open only to legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (and D.C.) who are employed as IT professionals (i.e. network administrator, systems administrator, etc.) or who influence the company’s IT purchasing decisions and are at least eighteen (18) years old at the time of completing all required information (name, address, etc.) in the offer form, while supplies last. Offer not open to employees of Samsung Electronics America, Inc. and affiliated companies. Offer form must be submitted via designated “Submit” button; any other attempted form of internet/online/email entry is void. Allow four (4) to six (6) weeks for delivery of offer. Limit one submission per Registrant. Limit one mouse per registration or per person/household.
Dear Reader: This information is included in this blog as a courtesy to our readers. There is no affiliation between the company conducting the sweepstakes and this blog.
When Super Villains Car Pool
June 28, 2007
One of my all-time favorite bits from Robot Chicken:
Cobra Commander, Skelator, Mum-ra and Lex Luthor car pool together…
“Behold the gascious stench of Skelator’s Breakfast Burrito!”
Enjoy!
Look Up and Check For Hidden Dangers
June 27, 2007
Friends, if you have trees bordering your property, look up and check for possible danger from falling tree limbs.
Check out this thing that fell and luckily missed my kids Friday afternoon. (View more pics here.)
My little kids and their grandfather were in the yard when this happened, but thankfully at the other end of the yard.
The tree was struck by lightning 5 or 6 years ago. A storm Thursday night seemed to loosen up this massive limb and it finally came down and crushed my back fence the next day.
I couldn’t budge this thing, even with the help of a neighbor. I had to cut it up with a power saw.
Cost me $122 and 5 hrs to cut up, clean up and rebuild my fence this past weekend. But that’s nothing compared to if someone had been hurt or worse. I feel horrible… it is something I might have prevented.
So, don’t put it off. Look up and if there’s something that looks risky, take care of it soon.
For Some Families, This Is All Too Real
June 27, 2007
For some, this is reality. For the rest of us, an example of what is to come. Do what you can to get your young people’s noses out of the handhelds and actually interact with other humans.
Click to enlarge the image…
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Twittering Fool’s Updates for 2007-06-26
June 26, 2007
- Just realized that everything I know about torture I learned by watching ‘24′ and The Princess Bride. #
- There’s a ridiculously thick phone book in the office bathroom stall. Not exactly ‘light reading.’ Who’s the freak reading that in a stall? #
- Great quote in Wired about 80’s Optimus Prime: “He died for freedom, for righteousness, and for shelf space.” http://tinyurl.com/3bn4s5 #
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