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Jokes To Tell Your Kids

June 30, 2007

Bad Dad's Kick Back and ChillI can’t remember jokes to save my life. Here are a few my kids have been telling me lately:

Q: Why can’t the eleven year old get into the pirate movie?

A: Because it was rated “Arrrrrrr”


Q: Why did the chicken want to play in the band?

A: ‘Cause he had the drum sticks.


Q: Knock knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Boo.
A: Boo hoo?
Q: Why are you crying?

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For those of you comically challenged as I am, Yahoo! Kids has over 2,100 jokes. Here’s an example:

Q. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?

A. He was looking for Pooh.


Written by Bad Dad · Filed Under All, Jokes 



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5 Responses to “Jokes To Tell Your Kids”

  1. Pete Aldin on June 30th, 2007 7:59 pm

    Ah, the Winnie-the-Pooh jokes. I never ever tire of these. lol.

  2. themolk on July 1st, 2007 7:09 pm

    I like the pirate one, although it’s a variation to the one I know…

    “Why are pirates called pirates?”

    “Because they Arrrrrrrrr!”

  3. Karen on July 2nd, 2007 9:11 am

    Show your kids a new Yahoo Kids interface at Kids.Quintura.com. It’s more visual, easy and intuitive.

  4. connor on August 27th, 2008 12:33 am

    say hi 20 times and what do you say when you go home

  5. Bad Dad on August 27th, 2008 7:16 am

    Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi oh frack, do I have to go home?!?

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