Jokes To Tell Your Kids
June 30, 2007
I can’t remember jokes to save my life. Here are a few my kids have been telling me lately:
Q: Why can’t the eleven year old get into the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated “Arrrrrrr”
Q: Why did the chicken want to play in the band?
A: ‘Cause he had the drum sticks.
Q: Knock knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Boo.
A: Boo hoo?
Q: Why are you crying?
Read more Dad Jokes at Freaked Out Fathers
For those of you comically challenged as I am, Yahoo! Kids has over 2,100 jokes. Here’s an example:
Q. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.
Ah, the Winnie-the-Pooh jokes. I never ever tire of these. lol.
I like the pirate one, although it’s a variation to the one I know…
“Why are pirates called pirates?”
“Because they Arrrrrrrrr!”
Show your kids a new Yahoo Kids interface at Kids.Quintura.com. It’s more visual, easy and intuitive.
say hi 20 times and what do you say when you go home
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi oh frack, do I have to go home?!?
when you tell a lie, u disappear. a redhead says, “I think i’m the prettiest girl in the world.” she disappears. A brunette says, “I think i’m the smartest girl in the world.” she disappears. a blonde says, “I think…” she disappears. just a sample of all the cool jokes I know. :)
no offense but that wasent even funny