Jokes To Tell Your Kids
June 30, 2007
I can’t remember jokes to save my life. Here are a few my kids have been telling me lately:
Q: Why can’t the eleven year old get into the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated “Arrrrrrr”
Q: Why did the chicken want to play in the band?
A: ‘Cause he had the drum sticks.
Q: Knock knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Boo.
A: Boo hoo?
Q: Why are you crying?
Read more Dad Jokes at Freaked Out Fathers
For those of you comically challenged as I am, Yahoo! Kids has over 2,100 jokes. Here’s an example:
Q. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A. He was looking for Pooh.
Ah, the Winnie-the-Pooh jokes. I never ever tire of these. lol.
I like the pirate one, although it’s a variation to the one I know…
“Why are pirates called pirates?”
“Because they Arrrrrrrrr!”
Show your kids a new Yahoo Kids interface at Kids.Quintura.com. It’s more visual, easy and intuitive.