Team Knight Rider

Huh? How did I miss Team Knight Rider? I thought I watched every crappy adventure show put out by Hollywood.

Fifteen years have past since Michael Knight and KITT roamed the California countryside, eliminating obstacles and persons under the guise of FLAG, the Foundation for Law and Government. Now, Michael Knight is replaced by five, cunning yet clever operatives, and KITT is replaced by five other sophisticated, “talking” cars. The year is 1997, and the five operatives and cars travel around the country aboard a C-4 transport jet. They are members of FLAG and their missions are sanctioned by the intelligence community.
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ROFL

Forgettable characters and vehicles with names like Plato, K.A.T. and Attack Beast. Only lasted one season (1997-1998). I was a newlywed then. Guess I was too busy moving into new house and stuff.

Thankfully, at least one fan is keeping the spirit alive at TeamKnightRider.com.

Classic moments from the original Knight Rider (in my twisted opinion):

Three basic needs. [Listen]

K.I.T.T. is a poligamist. [Listen]

Threesome? [Listen]

K.A.R.R. is willing to try anything. [Listen]

Grumpy K.A.R.R. doesn’t like being approached from the rear. [Listen]

Butt Michael seems to like being approached from the rear. [Listen]

Once K.A.R.R. gets a rock-in, there’s no stopping him. [Listen]

Who’s on top? [Listen]

Heat of passion. [Listen]

Does K.A.R.R. like it rough? [Listen]

K.I.T.T. getting catty. [Listen]

Tender wake up in each other’s maintenance bay. [Listen]

A cuddle isn’t good enough. [Listen]

K.A.R.R. is needy. [Listen]

Is there anything Michael wont do? [Listen]

Lies. Damned lies. And Mechanics. [Listen]

In the end, humans do it better. [Listen]

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