Twittering review of “Exit Wounds”

Twittering Bad Dad… “Watching bad movies so you don’t have to.”

Watching Steven Seagal as a tough Detroit cop who scowls at everyone.

Ha! Steven Seagal just blew a helicopter out of the sky with only a hand gun. Let’s see Chuck Norris do that!

Steven Seagal is now a tough Detroit cop who almost got his ass fired for saving the life of the Vice President.

Steven Seagal gets transferred to the worst precinct in Detroit with an impossibly hot female Commander.

Steven Seagal now in anger anonymous class with “rageaholic” comic relief Tom Arnold.

Steven Seagal: “What am I, a scum magnet?” Kid: “Are you a magician?” Seagal: “Yeah, wanna see me pull a rabbit out of your ass?”

Steven Seagal manages to get into random gun fights while walking into an office building.

Steven Seagal versus air bag… Air bag wins.

Steven Seagal against parked cars…Parked cars win.

Bad guys get car roof decapitation and Steven Seagal jumps over their out of control speeding car.

Steven Seagal managed to get his hot precinct commander killed. So he calls Tom Arnold for help.

I think Steven Seagal is fighting with … lawn mower blades???

Dirty cops all dead. Billions of dollars in collateral damage. No women alive to slobber over Steven Seagal.

Comic reliefs DMX and Tom Arnold babbling about masturbation while closing credits scroll up screen.